wubbee:

PROGRAM AI BRO RUNNING JOURNAL RECORD DIAGNOSIS ==>Journal log 120: Subject 69 has experienced a mutation from the desired limeblood. Making note of grubs differentiated genetic structure….complete.

Subject 69 exhibits higher brain functions than other subjects.

Subjects 1 through 68 of limeblood project terminated. Renamed operation matyr red. Subject 69, now subject zero: Signless is in gestation.

Journal log 353: Subject Zero: Signless has reached full maturity. All systems functioning normal. Preliminary tests successful so far. Mutant blood, matyr red successful completion of troll genome with full control of hemotypes. We are pleased to announce that the twenty years since the troll bio-engineer project began, we have created the opus magnus of the program.

Blood samples were taken from subject zero signless to create two new grubs, subject 1 and subject 2, codenamed KK1 and KK2. We are looking forward to seeing what Subject zero Signless is capable of. Today will be the day we bring him to full consciousness and remove him from the motherchamber.

His birth will begin an age of peace for mankind. He will bring peace and complete control to all and any troll hemotype. We have finally done it.

Journal log 510: error…..error…..

Unstable. Mad. Dangerous. Subject Zero….error….too late…to late….

*ERROR* FILES CORRUPTED. NO MORE DATA CAN BE PULLED FROM THIS FILE < AI BRO CEASE RUN PROGRAM ==> INQUIRY INCOMPLETE

(( And the first page/part of something I’m working on. A more dark AU for Homestuck. It is called…. Mayhemstuck >:3  Next up I will be posting up a “family photo” Enjoy this in the meantime!))

excessunrated:

7313:

I’ve been staring at this for days. It’s beautiful.

I AM SCREAMING BUT IT IS ALSO REALLY FASCINATING AND KIND OF BEAUTIFUL.

and i straightened my hair

its illegal to inject or feed any hormones to chickens

lovecraftianpsychoanalyst:

mollyiswideawake:

mr-davestrider:

punpunichu:

kisswwithafist:

boku-no-mj:

octoshrimp:

minestuck:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

• Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

• Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

• When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

• If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

• Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

• Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

• Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

• Do not harm little children.

• Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

• When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

satan disproves of rape

satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

hail satan

Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually

Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity

If he does not stop, destroy him

I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules

This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY